I personally liked the way it read like most instruction manuals, which almost made you think it was serious!

But the best part for me was the tag to put on the floss totally had me on the floor!

I ordered Turd Twisters for my friends two sons for Xmas and I know that they will really enjoy receiving them. Just the thought of someone using this makes me laugh hysterically.- Sue Williams, Essex, England The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual.

It's just a joke of course, and it's good for hours of laughter!

Although even cave dwellers without TV could’ve predicted Luann de Lesseps‘s divorce.

Weather is dependent on the temperature, less so than the current Season, much as it is in the real world.

It can snow in the Fall or Spring when temperatures drop, but is unlikely to snow in Summer when they're high. You can check the weather on the computer, the new weather channel on TV, or simply read it in the daily newspaper.

I need the hospital to sew up my sides as I've split 'em from laughter!

I think I've laughed so much I've skidded in my pants. - Colin, Leicester UKI have never found anything so funny!